My goodness.
See that crack? Don't know which Humongous Fatty sat on it
and broke it XD
Do you know how tough is it to crack that bench.
Its concrete.
Just imagine how huge that person must be.
WHOAH~
Picture the scene in your mind.
A massive auntie walks by you... Then takes a nice gentle sit
on the bench and... "BOOM"
WHOAH~
Then all stare at the auntie.
Then she stare back.
Walao.
Imagine the embarrassment.
What if it was YOU?
Its a sunny day.
You are 300pounds, and you are at a crowded bustop.
You sat down and... "BOOM"
Then your eyes flew open in shock
Then your eyes flew open in shock
Then everyone stare at you
WHOAH WHOH WHOAH~