Found this from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Singapore. Enjoy XDSingapore (pronounced: "Sing-gah-pour"), the ejaculate from the penis of Asia, is a fine modern dynasty also known as the National Socialist Empire of Singapore. It is a disturbing giant red dot on the face of the planet. It is the only country that has a free-flowing supply of NEWater, rumoured to have been created from fresh water. Singapore is also known for being the first and only country to have created an artificial "weather system," throwing back majority of the fog and rain to Indonesia or Malaysia, with extensive usage of "chillies and onions".
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