Tuesday, October 27, 2009

=.=
No motivation to blog cause no ones tagging.
Anyway. My holiday's schedule have officially became as tight as my Mum's skinny jeans.
Well, the first few weeks of it anyway.
I have Rabiah's fucking test to study for again, and I only barely failed.
And I have my Founder's award assessment to worry about this coming Saturday.

On top of those, I gotta attend a tedious camp on the 13 Nov, ending on the 16, 6pm.
& On the 17, I got to be at Terminal 2 for my Vietnam trip at 5.30 in the morning.
Now Ya'll don't miss me too much alright? Its only gonna be a few days.
& when I'm back theres enough Bryan to go around for everyone. XD
LOL. I sound like some freaking Country side cowboy, but I can't care less.
Then when I return on the 21, I have some shitty 'Walk For Charity' poop to attend.
Its some 3km walk for some charity that I haven't even heard about.
Basically, I have my head buried in shit from the 13nov to the 22nov, consecutively.
Actually, I got nobody nobody but you... I mean I got nobody to blame for my tight schedule.
If you notice, I practically asked for it.
Um, No one to blame but blame itself? Wait, no, that's not right.
Argh. I can't think right now.
Gotta eat some London Choco Roll to calm my nerves now.
Peace Outz_\/_

Sunday, October 25, 2009

As always.

Gamers at Vivo : D

Oh Barney. Have some decency.
Who knew Patrick Star was Optimus prime?!

Oh Barney! Save the world with your Robo Powers!

Posing for Le photos!

Ryan looks like a gangster Oo

I'm the one under the Hoodie XD I look like Mask-Selemat!



Why Didn't she blow me a kiss too? Tsk.
Cuteness.

Joey's serious lips. Sexy.

Sour face!


I look like some freaking third party.



Sour Face 2!


Kian nam looks like a kid who buys sweets for the first time =.=




I look like some pedophile freak.
Awkward smile from me...

My smile looked so fugly, because I was so nervous. X)

Wallpaper.

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Day-O-Fun with Joey, HengLee, Ryan, Kiannam and WeeKiat on saturday.
Out at Vivo city for some Xbox competition thingy.
Went there, seats for our game was all taken... But! It wasn't a wasted trip.
At least, I wouldn't say it was =)
Went goofing off at the Toy'R'us there with Weekiat, while the rest were busy gaming the Demo.
Did I mention the toy'R'us is enormous?
We made Patrick and Barney make out, transformed them and played some Mini air hockey with a Dollar coin.
But I wasn't enjoying myself yet.
There were these 2 showgirls giving out game posters at the gaming area,
and my urge to have a photo with them was killing me, literally.
So... I Thickened my skin and asked them if i could X)
But I was like fucking nervous cus she stood very,very close to me.
So, I unnaturally gave a fugly smile. (edited)
Its like, if I Didn't ask them for a photo, I couldn't call myself a Man.
But I did! & after that I felt like I could do anything in the world.
Sense of accomplishment.
Then slacked off at arcade there, then slacked to Plaza sing arcade.
We all felt a little unusually high so we did stunts on the MRT.
Group photos, and I zipped my hood all the way up. XD
Retard, yet enjoyable.
Dined at some food court there then off some of us went.
Use a word to describe how you felt of that day.
"SHINGZ"
If you don't know, its somewhat the same as BOOMZ.
School tomorrow! Gonna catch some shut eyes.
Long and tight scheduled holiday comin' my way, and all the love in the world is just what I need.
PEACEOUT.


Friday, October 23, 2009

Grossness?



Went out with homies today to Funan.
Saw the photo at the bottom at Harvey Norman. It was suppose to be some machine for body improvement.. Like that I-gallop thing.
But, the way I see it, the picture was screaming something else... So I took the liberty to change it. =D
And I saw the photo above at Iluma few days ago.
I mean, look where his hands are holding, his eyes are looking, and the position of their body.
Can you sense the love their making between those two.
Best of all, that image was taken from an Adidas outlet.
And whats their slogan?
"Impossible is Nothing"
I think I get a picture of what that slogan means now. =D
I know after reading this many of you are thinking "Ew thats so gross.."
But come on. We're growin' up. Lets be mature teens and have se... nothing.
Think I'm too hyped up and anxious 'bout the sex talk. XD
Anyways, going for my dinner now. Think my grandma cooked me some nice grub.
Thanks for reading =) Ciaoz.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Tsk.

Some random girl performed This song today=.=
WL. Sing badly still not enough, still try to act like Demi when singing. Tsk.

Want to reenact also cannot do properly. FAIL.
Dumb bitch. Then try to step cute in front of us. Like she very pretty. _l_
Demi sings it so much better. : )



See. She can sing the same song in Spanish and play piano some more.
More talented that that random girl. Can't sing Can't play.

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Bottom line :

Demi Rocks,

Random Girl Sucks.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

S.S - Section Sex.

Whoo. The thought of Mr Kee giving us a sex talk has got me all hyped up.
So, I’ve decided to do a little research myself. =)
You got to admit that’s the coolest thing you ever saw. Turtle Porn!


Two little cute turtles caught on camera doing their hanky panky.
And did you hear those orgasm sounds? For those innocent souls, orgasm is the climax when having sex.
If you didn’t hear it, crank up the volume and watch it again!
Oh my... The turtle dude seemed like he just finished a dozen cans of naughty G and can’t wait to screw.
I mean, did you see how fast he was chasing the gal turtle? XD
AND did you see the reaction on the gal turtle’s face? There wasn’t any! XD
She wasn’t even moaning! The turtle dude was moaning instead!
Aren’t the girls the horny ones in a relationship? Woah. I may have offended a whole bunch of girls just by saying that.
But, I couldn’t care less cus’ it’s the truth (…)(…) Sorry...


Gosh. The turtle dude was probably still a virgin, that’s why he was moaning so loudly.
And the gal turtle was like an experienced chio bu (slut) (Mr kee’s terms). Dust off her shoulders.
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Q1. Turtle dudes enjoys sex more than gal turtles. How far to you agree? [12]
Q2. Gal species are hornier than dude species. To what extend is this true? [13]
Writing materials provided: Tagboard.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Kuishin-bo


Oh look. Yummy salmon.
Um.. This isn't what it looks like.
Yummy dessert...





Dessert forest. Woo.


Ain't this nice. Lester and I made it. Then he ate it.











(♥0♥)
Lester brought me to some fancy Japanese restaurant at suntec yesterday to celebrate my birthday =))
I have never been there before, and I've never ate so much before.
I ate salmon so much so I became afraid of raw food X)
I couldn't sleep till 3am cause I was so stuffed!
A gigantic variety of food choices, tempting desserts and duh, free flow drinks.
You could eat till you drop, and its worth every penny. $80++ for 2 person.
Boyfriends, Bring your girlfriend there sometime.
Girlfriends, Make your boyfriend(s) bring you there all the time.
On the way to and fro city link, we saw this BOOMZ ad.
If you know EX-Miss Singapore, you'll get the joke.
If no, Check out Ris low on YouTube.
...Getting back to the trip. :)
Thought of trying Naughty G, so we did.
Well, I did, just now. It tastes just like red bull,
except with gas and less sweet.
Didn't drink it the night I bought it... Afraid I would have a wet dream.
(Ingredients: Horny goat weed) [WTF is that???]
ANYWAYS... If you have like a special occasion, party or whatever.
Kushin-bo is a highly recommended place to dine. Yes, Dine.
Cause I believe people can eat more in the evening =)
Kuishin-bo : Japanese cuisine Paradise
Lester Tan : Rich mother******, and a really great friend =)
PS: Remind me to get those pictures of the BBQ!